Recipe for a good day off:
Sleeping in
Long hot shower
Cup of coffee
Copious amounts of junk food
The Internet
A good movie, maybe two
Start by sleeping in, as late as desired. Once ready to get out of bed prepare a hot shower. Be sure to not turn on any lights between bedroom and shower. Fall back asleep in shower. Once out of shower acquire coffee and "internetz" and return them to bed. Let sit for an hour or two and then stir in the copious amounts of junk food. Mountain Dew, frozen pizza, popcorn, mike-n-ikes, licorice, strawberries, chocolate chip ice cream, BBQ pork sandwich, roast beef and cheese sandwich. Then choose a desired movie to garnish the meal. I went for American Psycho today, and I am still a bit shaken by it. Quite a nuts movie, and rather "inappropriate". I now have some desire to read the book. Something about it being banned in numerous countries draws me to it. Only awesome books get banned in numerous countries.
LOOK! THEY USE SOUNDBITES FROM AMERICAN PSYCHO IN THE SONG. See how much thought I put into picking the songs everyday...I hope yall listen to them...
-Kyle Griffith McChesney
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