Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Thoughts on Mini-Golf and the Florida Otter

I saw an otter in the pond by my grandma's house today. I first thought it was an alligator, but upon further investigation I discovered it was an otter. It was the cutest thing I have seen in a long time. I stood right by the shore and watched him frolic in the water for a while. He would dive underwater and do cartwheels underwater for a while, then come up for air, and stare at me, while flashing his little white teeth. Cute as hell. I am continually surprised by the amount of wildlife encounters I have here in Florida. I found a show that sums all the Florida wildlife. It's called Swamp People, basically they go out and hook alligators on fishing lines, then shoot them in the head and sell them. Best part of it all is that Swamp People is on the History Channel. Got to love TV...
After seeing the otter we went to play mini golf at Congo River Mini golf. Every time I get the idea of mini golf in my head it goes something like this.
"Darn, I haven't played mini golf in a while"
"God, I really love mini golf'
"We need to go play mini golf"
"Yes, we are finally playing mini golf"
(put my ball in the ridiculous water trap 3 times on the first hole)
"God, I really hate mini golf
(lose to my mom by like 10 strokes)
"I am never playing mini golf again"

Theme of this post, I hate mini golf. It is the devil's sport

-Kyle Griffith McChesney

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