Thoughts on My Favorite Comedy

My absolute all time 100% favorite comedy is Grandma's Boy. I am not going to go in-depth with this one, but if you have not sampled this Cinematic masterpiece, get to it. But I had an awesome realization today, in the middle of one of those insane, foaming at the mouth, kind of YouTube Dubstep rampages. I remembered the part where Cain goes into J.P's office. (JP is the insane crazy boss who talks in the robot voice, wears trench-coats ect ect) Anyways Cain enters JP's office and super loud techno is playing. Cain comments that he does not like techno.
"You would if you had robot ears."
dubstep. I love you. I think I have robot ears.
In lighter news there is going to be a hurricane c-blocking my airplanes to Madison. Mother Nature I am disappoint. Earthquakes and Hurricanes, the end is NEIGH!






-KGM

Thoughts on Sucking

Looking back a few posts I realized that I suck. Totally messed up embedding that video and y'all missed out on the best song ever. Its all fixed SO GO BACK AND LISTEN TO IT. I had a pretty uneventful day, bought a new rain coat for school, this was supposed to be a list but that is really all I accomplished. I am pretty much just in limbo until I leave, very excited though. Did I mention that there was an earthquake? 5.8 magnitude centered in Virginia. Not the first one I have felt in my life but I was unaware that the east coast had such things. With all the roads and strip malls out here I kinda forgot that there was like earth and rock below my feet. Although out here its mostly sand. Anyways that was pretty exciting since I immediately figured that it was not an earthquake but the start of an alien invasion. Snapped up real quick and ran outside...I tend to freak out pretty easy when it comes to stuff like that. But at least I'll be ready when it does happen.





-KGM

Thoughts on EAAARTHQUAKE!!!

So I read in the news today that 7 Italian Government Scientist's have been charged with manslaughter. Back in 2009 a massive earthquake occurred in Italy that left some 300 people dead. The 6 seismologists and one lead government official were members of a group put together to asses the level of earthquake risk in this area of Italy. The group was formed in response to a cluster of insignificant quakes across the fault line. From what I have read the fault line is a highly irregular one, consisting of several different tectonic plates intersecting with each other in multiple areas at a variety of different angles. In other words it is a seismic nightmare. The argument against this group of seven is that they should have predicted the large quake to occur and thus they should have warned the people of the danger so that they could prepare. Essentially they are being held responsible for the deaths because they were unable to psychically foresee an earthquake. I am not going into the geology behind earthquakes but I think that anyone who graduated from high school would have some idea about how they occur. For those of you that may not know, there is no possible way to forecast an earthquake. Unfortunately we are not able to accurately keep tabs on numerous rock layers miles under the earths surface. These charges are some of the most ridiculous things I have ever heard. I can not even begin to think of what may push a prosecutor to bring such ridiculous charges against someone. Then again I do not live in Italy so I guess I am not the best judge of it. That being said I was under the impression that Mussolini had been ousted a few years ago.
 On a lighter note is is some thing to rock you to sleep.
(This is a double pun)(I am extremely intelligent)(get it..cause Cradle of Filth) (Babies are often rocked to sleep in cradles)(It is also a rocking song)(I think explaining it kind of ruined it)




-Kyle Griffith McChesney