Thoughts on the End of the World

So the world ended today guys...JK
I guess that Camping guy was wrong, maybe he had been BSing the whole time just to get money out of people. I guess everyone that gave up their lives and all their money to "get into heaven" is pretty SOL. I guess if I was going to devote my whole life (no matter how long it "may" last) to something, I would probably at least read the book it is centered around. That is probably asking to much though. Even if they do read it, the part that clearly says you can't buy your way into heaven, people will still be dumb. It amazes me the ways that people interpret the bible, and what actions they justify through said interpretations. If this whole end of the world thing is not enough, how about the one where Bill Nye the Science Guy gets booed of stage somewhere in Texas. What did Mr. Nye do to get booed? He mentioned that the moon glows only because light from the sun is reflected off of it. BUT THE BIBLE SAID GOD MADE TWO LIGHTS SO YOUR WRONG. The moon generating it's own light...You can't explain that.
It always amazes me the level of stupidity existent in the general population of the world. Amazes me and saddens me as well. Speaking of awesome people, how about the shopping cart I found today filled with two zip lock bags full of half melted ice, ten to fifteen band-aid wrappers and some blood covered pieces of gauze. THANKS FOR LEAVING THAT FOR ME. Learned to use the motorized cart pusher today, pretty much the most BA thing a cart attendant can do. Another weekend has come and gone in wonderful Brick, NJ. Stay tuned, have a wonderful evening!

This is how I feel sometimes....


-Kyle Griffith McChesney

Thoughts on Easter or Springtime if you want to be all PC

Happy Easter or Spring time if you want to be"accepting" of every one's views. I am not sure at this point in my life what to believe but I was in Sunday School as a kid so I know what Bible Easter is all about. Frankly, I find it very ironic how with most christian holidays all the "traditions" come from pagan tribes and their crazy rituals. Egg laying bunny rabbits don't have a whole lot to do with some one ascending the gap between mortal and immortal / coming back to life. It all probably comes from some crazy tribal fertility voodoo spell from ancient Russia. I mean we have all heard the thing about Santa Clause and how he originated as a public-urinating magic mushroom eating shaman. If you have not heard, the idea of Santa probably originated from some tribal group that had the tradition of their shaman eating a bunch of magic mushrooms and then climbing through every one's chimneys and peeing in cups left out for him. Then everyone would drink the pee and get a residual high from them. I am just guessing that the flying reindeer came shortly there after. The Christmas tree was German, I do believe, and was originally used to ward away the evil darkness spirits.


Anyways back to the Holiday at hand. Easter coincides with the start of springtime, (in most places...HOPE IT DUMPS SNOW IN MONTANA) it was like 85 and humid today. Spring time means new life for most plants and animals. So obviously the egg is a great symbol. The expression hump like rabbits is all I really need to mention and combine the two and you get the Easter bunny. The irony comes into play when you think that in a great many cases Old Time Christians probably did the best to convert all the so called "tribal bands" and eliminate their pagan rituals. Now all the major Christian Holidays are based mostly on these rituals. Pagans- 1 Christians - 0.


I talked about religion, symbolism and irony. Feels like a freaking essay. Here is a song about one side of the argument. If your easily offended I would not press play.



-Kyle Griffith McChesney