Thoughts on the 2am "Midnight Snack"

First of all I want to know who coined the phrase "midnight snack". Franky, I find it to be a narrow and close minded phrase. It is only usable in one time sensitive situation. I personally enjoy my late night snacks around 2 am. My suggestion for anyone up at that late hour would be to pop in a pair of blueberry pop-tart delights and find the largest cup in your whole house. Fill the cup with delicious cow juice (milk). Now listen up, this is the important part, take a small sip of milk but do not swallow it, then take a bite of pop-tart while the milk is still in your mouth. Let the milk and pop-tart parts mix together, they join together to form the most delicious taste in the entire world. Next step is to chew and swallow the pop-tart / milk concoction. Repeat as necessary. My favorites are blueberry pop-tart, with wild berry coming in a close second place, and of course SKIM milk. I despise whole milk with a fiery passion, it is like adding mayonnaise to skim milk...and do not get me started on mayo...
A rap song....that is a first for the blog. I listened to Jedi Mind all day at work today. No there is nothing gangster or hood about working at Target.



-Kyle Griffith McChesney