Thoughs on Being an Army Of Me

I feel pretty badass right now, playing Cribbage online again. I taught my parent but they only wanted to play twice. So now i am pawning newbs on Pogo while listening to the badass Sucker Punch soundtrack. I know that is all I am going to be talking about for awhile so get over it. The soundtrack is just so good, and it is great noob stomping music, or at least some of it is. The rest is sad emo songs, but still really good. I found out that another one of the actresses sings the covers of Where is my Mind and Sweet Dreams for the soundtrack. Which makes them all the more amazing. I just beat some person by like 45 points in cribbage, suddenly they said that they had to go...something tells me they did not really have to leave. It's hard being on the top I guess. Okay new victim has joined, poor them I guess.

So here is the reason I sound like such a cocky douchebag up there...


This on repeat makes you feel really badass. Not only does it sound badass but it tells you that you are an army, which is like the theme of the movie (as i mentioned). What I hate about amazing movies or TV shows is that they end and they are not real. Those two things really bother me, I want all this amazing shit to be real. It is not however, so enjoy your mundane reality while you watch hot girls fight dragons while flying B-17's over a castle. I am not paying attention to my game and now I am losing. Thanks blog.

Kyle Griffith McChesney

Kyle McChesney's Thoughts on Grandmas

So down here in Florida is where one of my Grandmother's lives. I am lucky enough to still have both my grandmothers, and I love both of them dearly. My New Jersey grandma is the kindest, sweetest lady who knits and bakes cookies. I love her with all my heart. My dad's mother, the Florida grandma is a little bit different. She left this morning to go to D.C. to visit my Grandpa at the Arlington National Cemetery (rest in peace grandpa). So after she left I found a note she left for me. The note was a list of "chores" for me to take care of while she was gone.

"Kyle:

1. Daily: Pogo-

do the 1xday games.

2.Wed: Do the weekly games. 

Usually 2 plus personal (CHOOSE Cribbage) "

This note probably takes some explaining before the true humor comes out. So Club: Pogo is an online gaming website. There are hundreds of games on it from card games to puzzle games and everything in between. It cost like 15 dollars a year or something to be a member and get all the benefits. You win tokens playing games and supposedly can use them in cash prize raffles. So every week Club: Pogo releases Badges, usually two or three. These weekly Badges are the exact same thing as achievements on XboxLive. It says for example: "Earn three Bingos in Safari Bingo Bash". You go, play Safari Bingo Bash and once you earn three bingos you get the badge and some tokens. New badges are released every Wednesday along with two personal badges. The personal badges allow you to go back into the yearly albums and complete any badges you might have missed. My chores from Florida grandma consist of doing the weekly badges, the personal badges for the 2006 album (Yah she has every one since 2006 completed) AND they added a new thing since last I was here which are daily bonus challenges to earn extra tokens. I have been playing Bingo, Majong and Cribbage all freaking morning, I think I deserve the "Best Grandson Ever" award. I was thinking about it, and if she played Xbox her gamerscore would be like 10 million. She is the worst achievement hunter I have ever met and I think its super awesome.

Getting to the pool for quite possibly the most important component of GTL.....the tanning.

-Kyle Griffith McChesney