Thoughts on Quite Possibly the Most Ridiculous Thing Ever

I am very tired, but I found this on Stumble and it was so insane I feel obligated to post it. I cannot even begin to explain it... Just follow the link...

http://lol.escoflip.com/


Now for some tunes! Is there ever that song that is super terrible. It is extremely corny and frankly pretty awful. It is insanely douchie and but also super popular. I am talking about just the worst song ever, and yet you absolutely love it? I cannot explain why I like this song, but I guess shout out to Mike Grote. Who is in fact a Citizen Soldier. But seriously this song is my kryptonite. I absolutely hate it and yet the planet I am from is made of it....anyways enjoy. Also the start of the music video is hilarious..HEY BRO PASS THE FOOTBALL















ps. sorry for the rick roll, I am feeling devious. Also bonus point to whoever found the awesome pun.

Thoughts On It Not Being My Fault

Alright, so there was no post in my blog for yesterday, but it was not my fault. Blogger's website was down for some reason or another, Anonymous probably DDoSed it or something. If you don't get that joke go read the Internet some more. Anyway I had work early this morning but I did my best to stay up until the site came back up, cause I am that dedicated. Two things happened last night, neither of which had anything to do with writing a blog post. First, Blogger's website did not come back on, I checked in the morning and it was still under maintenance. Second, I woke up at 2:00 am, face first in my keyboard, with the backspace/screen saver beep noise constantly going off. Lesson learned, do not try to stay via leaving Netflix open and "watching" it. So after that I woke back up at 4 after driving a car into the Yellowstone River, back onto the road then through a grocery store, in a dream of course. Then my brothers messed up phone called me twice at 6 am. After that I tossed and turned until 8. All in all a pretty wonderful evening. I had such crazy dreams that I had to summarize them. Seriously though, does anyone have the problem where once every month or so there is just one night were you wake up five or six times, and have the most insane and vivid dreams ever. Oh and don't forget waking up covered in sweat. JUST figured it out, Leo must be trying to incept me, inception me? inceptionate me? What is the proper terminology for that?
I worked all day today and I am quite the tired turtle.

A sick Misfits cover, from the Underworld soundtrack. Fitting for creepyness for:
Happy Friday the 13th!



-Kyle Griffith McChesney